POLICE MORTALITY
Assembled by the Anti-Banality Union, 2013.
66 mins. U.SS.A.
(Everything is legally protected under the Fair Use Clause of the Copyright Act of 1976.)
Do you ever try to imagine the last crime?
Suspect that Robocop is the 99%?
Or wish that the pigs would off themselves, so you don’t have to?
Leave it to Hollywood and the Anti-Banality Union, in POLICE MORTALITY, the vengeful follow-up to last year’s 9/11 bonanza UNCLEAR HOLOCAUST.
Police Mortality is a partisan mashup of over 120 Hollywood popcorn films about, you guessed it, COPS! The result? One feature-length, schizophrenic supercut about police violence and breaking the news, Michael Bay's penchant for property destruction and the filmic unconscious, among other things.
After a veteran detective commits suicide, it is up to the homicide squad to turn it into a murder… Then the uniforms start piling up. Strikes, occupations, and riots ensue, and society begins to crumble… finally! Can the force prevent itself from imploding? Will it be more Rambo than Dirty Harry? Is this movie actually a documentary?
"A Keystone Kops flick for the Christopher Dorner era… Like no cop movie -- and every cop movie -- you've ever seen." -The New Inquiry
"The cop film to end all cop films -- literally." -Vice
Every generation has a defining moment. This is ours. This is war. One hell of a war. Civil War.
This is where the law stops… and Police Mortality starts.
Anything is possible. Nothing is forbidden.
The end is just the beginning.
Welcome to a world without rules.
Just remember -- when the theater goes dark… don't call the cops.
Starring: Will Smith, Bruce Willis, Denzel Washington, Sylvester Stallone, Clint Eastwood, Morgan Freeman, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Samuel L. Jackson, Richard Gere, Kurt Russell, Keanu Reeves, Brad Pitt, Paul Newman, Jim Belushi, Mickey Rourke, Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, Robert Deniro, Al Pacino, Peter Weller, James Woods, James Gandolfini, Robert Blake, George C. Scott, Tupac Shakur, Charlie Sheen, Reginald Veljohnson, Black Militants, Bill Clinton, The Student Movement, The FBI, The KKK, Lenin, Marx, Michael Bloomberg, Bane, The 99%, and many more.
And watch our first film, Unclear Holocaust, called "the funniest 9/11 movie ever" by the Village Voice, right here:vimeo.com/42724320
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